are you an alien? because you abducted my heart

Ms. Mash Potatoe Head

Amanda: pastor dave..whats a power plant? Me: ill get to u amanda, just wait. christian: u dont know what a power plant is? Its a slideshow u put in ur computer… Me; thats powerpoint christian: oh..

Oh dannnggg…too much oh dannngg

Jiny: I cant go to college. Me: y not Jiny: bc im stupid Me: no ur not ur smart Jiny: no, I nevet got an A before Me: jiny, whats 1+1? (plan was, in my mind, have her answer “2” and then tell her I didnt even know what 1+1 was and that she’s smarter than me) Jiny: 1+1…thats easy… 11.. Me: really? Allison: then whats 2+2? Jiny: thats easy too, 4 Me: hmmmmmm ok

“What is the funniest thing you’ve seen or heard?”

Hongee…wut a monkey

Kcc: “Our father, who art in heaven…”
Jiny: pastor dave, they made a mistake. It’s suppose to be “are in heaven”
Me: no, it’s right. That’s how they wrote it a long time ago.
Jiny: so when we’re in heaven, do we draw with god?
Me: ummm..yea that’s wut we do. We’ll draw w god..
Jiny: yay, I love drawing!

5 min later..

Me: who wants to read romans 8:3-4
Jiny: me!
Me: ok, read it out loud
jiny: “and so he condomed sin in sinful man..”
Me: okay jiny..chill… Ill jus read it..

Going around lookin at the kids posters..

Me: hey nice poster, but who’s jesue nathan?
Nathan: its jesus. (He looks). Oh…ahhhhhhh.. What do I do?!

He ended up making it a black circle..haha

Though goofy and causes much ruckus in the classroom, sometimes, jiny can be thoughtful…

*the airport had a multitudinous amount of wonderful pilots*

Me: daniel bring me ur hw.

Daniel: ok.

Me: “The airport had a multi..multitud.. What?”

Daniel: its mutitudinous pastor dave.

How does a 2nd grader know words like this!